Stand up video

A youtube video, being performed live infront of a audience.

Dude, are you going to youtube live?

Yeah, I heard livelavalive are doing stand up video!

by Cardboardtasteslikeeggs November 1, 2009

Colombian Stand Off

Similar to a real stand off but simply involving cocaine instead of guns. A tense situation where two persons are eyeing two lines of coke, waiting for the other to lose his/her nerve and "pull the trigger".

"Dude... m & f were doing a colombian stand off the other night.. none of them caught any sleep!"

"Oi! What'cha looking at? Lookin' for colombian stand off?!?"

by Yamato Corporation March 25, 2017

lesbian standing 69

It's the same thing as a standing 69, the only difference is that two girls perform the move. One stands up and lifts the other in a tombstone piledriver position and they both eat their pussies until they cum.

Jennifer: I heard that you and Lexi had sex last night.

Becky: It was amazing, we did the lesbian standing 69 and after we cummed I fell back and we dropped in bed.

by Krashito February 6, 2017

Standing on your crackers

Making a stupid mistake, doing something wrong by accident

You are standing on your crackers if you take that job.

by LaurenPark August 19, 2018

stand-up pissers

It is a urinal. Not found in Womens washrooms.

The stand-up pisser has shit on it.

by HyperactiveToothpick May 29, 2005

One Love Stand

A usually alcohol-induced one night stand complete with nonchalance, good times, and absolutely no regret.

One good woman, one good man, two shots of happiness, a one love stand.

by SlidderYouStink May 31, 2011

One Flight Stand

Striking up a flight long conversation with a person on an airplane while never knowing / asking their name. Relationship ends after you get the luggage from the overhead compartment.

That old lady wouldn't shut the hell up. To make her feel better, I gave her a one flight stand.
I cant believe that I used my drink tickets on that one flight stand.

by bizzaro14 July 1, 2010