squatter 

An individual who chooses to live either on the streets or where ever she/he is at the moment. These people are often travelers (drifters); hippies who know that even though it is sometimes slightly uncomfortable you may live in Amerika without paying taxes and other advantages that are deemed natural; punks or even political refugees.

And it's totally free though illegal in most areas, so watch out for pigs that will want to hassel you. (You aren't human in Amerika unless you pay their taxes).

These punk squatters I once knew squatted because they were touring with bands 9 monthes out of the year. When not in a van going to the next city you can easily couch surf.

squatter by Drezdyn February 22, 2004

jack squat 

lack of knowledge

You don't know Jack Squat about anything

jack squat by Hoboken Johnny September 20, 2003

squater 

1. At one time a welcome guest who has overstayed his/her welcome.

2. One who hovers over as if to guard. Sometimes a sexual partner from what you intended as a one night stand, or that you dumped and won't take a hint, can become a squater and soon become a cockblocker.

Dude, you said your cousin was just gonna be here for a couple of days. He's become a squater and has been here two weeks now.

I thought I would just fuck her once, but now she keeps squating on me at the club and is becoming a real cockblock.

squater by hotbuddha December 28, 2005

Squeaker 

A person on any type of online gaming voice chat, whose voice is really high, resulting from not going through puberty yet, or their voice cracking alot. Typically ages 6-14. (yes, 6 year olds play COD)

Squeaker: *high voice* God dammit! Why did you kill me?
Normal person: Go to hell, squeaker shit.
Squeaker has left the game.

Squeaker by bobertdupp June 17, 2013

squat tag 

Also known as "squat tag in the asparagus patch";
1. the act of defecating
2. anal sex, especially between homosexual males

"Hey Bill, after this space-docking thing is over with, how's about a little squat tag in the asparagus patch?"

squat tag by Jay Marr October 28, 2006

squatter 

A guy who sits when he pees

I can't believe I got kicked out of cocktail that bouncer was such a squatter.

squatter by Randy Cooter April 22, 2011

squatchie 

Having a cooter that is especially hairy, much like that of a Sasquatch.

I need to shave my squatchie, look at this thing!

squatchie by Robert Turner January 29, 2003