smurfine

of or relating to smurf-like characteristics or features, especially in terms of physical appearance. In particular shortness of stature or bluish skin hue.

1.)She was a bit smurfine for my liking: not tall enough and displaying the pallor of an asphyxiated albino.

by Ruthensis Westphalus August 16, 2008

Smurf

To cause another person to have an orgasm so hard that they turn blue during the orgasm process.

I went down on that chick so long she smurfed. For a second I thought I killed the bitch!

by afallenmind January 10, 2012

smurf tits

when your woman makes the mistake of telling you to squeeze her tits harder and the results end in blue bruises covering her now sore blue tits

I was told to squeeze her tits so hard last night they turned blue like smurf tits.

by DKTRANSPORTER September 20, 2014

Smurf Nut Party

A smurf nut party is when several midgets have sex with one normal sized person

Yooooo I hosted a smurf nut party and I think the lil dude got me pregnant

by _NotRacistAtAll_ January 2, 2017

genital scurf

the flaky discharge from the pubic region traditionally caused by the itchies and scratchies.

see also genital dander

this bitch had a mound of genital scurf up in her drawers!

by Jack October 7, 2004

Find The Smurf

Fuck This Shit!

talking in code in front of your boss, while irritated : find the smurf! with a huge smile on your face!

by brandy dogwood February 4, 2010

Smurfs

Slang for 30mg Oxycodone instant release. They are sometimes referred as smurfs because of the blue pigment the pill has.

Yo, you know anyone thats good with smurfs? im hurting real bad.

by Paulie Snatchh ;) June 21, 2012