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SpongeBob Guy

Seriously guys what the actual fuck is the ACTUAL deal with the SpongeBob guy? I really can't wrap my fucking head around it. Aside from critical fat cock theory there is NO REASONABLE EXPLANATION FOR THAT SHIT! Stop making videos about it. Get that shit out of my sight. I couldn't possibly be more upset about this. You have all collectively failed me.
Hym "Seriously, this fucking SpongeBob Guy shit is really getting me. No amount of cleaning my fucking room is going to convert into banging Arianna Grande.... BUT... Being in a SpongeBob musical does... I mean... It TECHNICALLY makes me RIGHT AGAIN (Because bitches love SpongeBob)... But this is my single most hollow victory... I was right... But at what cost? I might actually welcome the lobotomy at this point. We've left absurdity altogether and shifted into insanity. She has to be doing that on purpose. She knows who I am. She knew it would make headlines. An entirely calculated decision. She's trying to ruin 'being right' for me. The ONLY THING I ENJOY and she fucking ruined it. God damn you.... MMMM!"
by Hym Iam August 14, 2023
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SpongeBob Effect

When a cartoon series gets so popular, making millions of dollars, to the point it almost seems like it will never end.
Man, it's been like 10 years since Teen Titans Go! and Paw Patrol were released and are already getting the Spongebob Effect.
by Jack the Weirdo Thing August 14, 2023
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Spongebob squarepanties

Spongebob: Hey Patrick, meet my new girlfriend! Spongebob Squarepanties
Patrick: What's a girlfriend?
by The Keyboard Guy May 25, 2023
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SpongeBob's Day

Spongebob's birthday: July Fourteenth
Guy: are you going to celebrate SpongeBob's Day?
Guy 2: No, are you?
Guy: Yes, I am.
by Oslemen May 28, 2023
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Spongebob Style

The sexual style where someone uses a pineapple as a fleshlight
by Lumo_Artemis June 7, 2023
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Spongebinge

Watching SpongeBob or any cartoon after a scary experience.
Boy A: "Wow, the shining really spooked me out."
Boy B: "Yeah, let's spongebinge since it's bedtime."

2 ouwas latir

Tv: "Are you still watching"
by Dessarre September 16, 2023
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spongeblud

spongeblud, for example you got SPONGEBLUDDED means you just got fucked in the ass by gary aka some 2 inch dick thats got smegma build up
SPONGEBLUD SPONGEBLUD CUH FO SHOOOO
by spongeblud October 13, 2023
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