shrowling

When you nut into your own mouth and swap it into another’s mouth and them into another’s (must be a group of 4 or more)

Yeah sorry about the mess mom me and my friends were shrowling in the garage all day yesterday

by Bensons balls April 11, 2024

Scrolly-gag

To waste time scrolling through social media or other online content. Especially on a cell phone.

I laid in bed scrolly-gagging, because I was bored.

I was late to work because I was scrolly-gagging on my phone.

by rem122 June 17, 2024

stroll scrolling

The act of staring at your phone while you are walking

The man fell into a manhole as he was distracted stroll scrolling

by heykody November 3, 2024

Shrotly

A name for a cat with slightly unusual features, akin to a Scrongle. Also used to describe a subtly stunted pet

That cat over there eating the banana looks Shrotly.

by Not-iggyG November 18, 2024

Scrollem

A term used to describe a person often associated with low socio-economic status, typically living in public housing or a similar environment. A scrollem is characterised by an apparent lack of ambition or employment and their demeanor or habits may suggest a disregard for cleanliness or social norms.

"Did you see that guy shouting at pigeons in the park? Total scrollem".

by J.Chung December 10, 2024

Scroll Slug

(Noun) The inner desire to veg on your phone. What you are after laying in bed and scrolling social media all day.

"I always have big plans for the weekend, but just want to be a scroll slug on my days off."
"The scroll slug stopped me from cleaning my house."
"After work, I turn into a scroll slug."

by MindMunger January 9, 2025

Scrolltapraxia

(ˌskroʊl-tæp-ˈræk-si-ə)
noun

1. A habitual motor misfire in which an individual instinctively attempts to scroll, tap, or interact with a physical surface (e.g., paper, books, notebooks) as if it were a touchscreen.

2. A cognitive lapse resulting from frequent digital device use, causing momentary confusion when transitioning to analog materials.

• Midway through his sketch, Jake experienced a moment of scrolltapraxia, instinctively double tapping his paper to undo a mistake.
• Her brain was so wired for digital interactions that she kept attempting to scroll her notebook. A clear case of scrolltapraxia.

by WordsmithMish January 10, 2025