top shelf

A term used to emphasise how good something is or how much it was enjoyed.

"Yeah, that's top shelf stuff. Fantastic"

by pdc June 30, 2004

shelfie

A self picture worthy of a shelf

Why take a shelfie when you can pay a homeless man five cents to take one.

by bltbites November 7, 2013

shelfee

mooching nigger that will also be accompanied by loud obnoxious exhaust that is far to large.

"shelfee is a wantin ass motherfucker"
"yo can i catch a cigarette"

by boomhower June 19, 2008

Shelf on an Elf

Sex position shelf on an elf is where a man with a large stomach rests it on a woman's ass during doggy style

After I moved the elf on a shelf I gave the missus shelf on an elf

by TheDW December 19, 2013

Shelf-Ass

A women's ass (usually black women) who's top of the ass cheek is so big it can be used as a shelf.

Damn that bitches shelf-ass is so big it could be used as a table top cup holder.

by Anonymousshelfass April 13, 2016

Serfie

He’s the hottest person you will ever meet and kindest and if his eyes are green or blue he’s very special he won’t leave your side and every hundred thousand years Only one Serfie will be born

Girl 1. Hey you see that hot boy over there
Girl 2. Yeah I think I am going to ask him out
Girl1. No i am hey serfie

Serfie. What?
Girl.1 wanna go out
Serfie okay

by Sawyer Johnson October 23, 2018

Sheffing

When you can not read or spell.

Damn not again, Eyon is sheffing again

by Batmanry June 7, 2019