A turtle shell is when your dick is so shriveled and soft that it is practically retracting back into you, similar to how a turtle goes into its shell. A turtle shell usually occurs after you have just ejaculated or after you get out of water.
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Oh man, i was walking up the stairs and i dropped a red shell on steve, hee was sick in the bin. wtf! hahaha
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Barack Obama "And -- and that's something that -- now, I'm not recommending for every future president that they take a shellacking like I did last night."
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After I swam in the Atlantic Ocean, I went home to take a shower and I had some serious Shell Crack!
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