i struck out in the pick-up bar, so i went home and set myself alight (for those of you in britain!)
by michael foolsley November 24, 2009
When one "lays out the set," that means they are detailing exactly how and why someone is a total bitch. Laying out the set is often done on the other side of a tinted window where the recipient of harsh criticism cannot see or hear the derision.
As a bus pulls up to an airport, two young, idiotic wangsters might see an airport security officer.
Wangster A: Fuckin pigs, muffucka, I fuckin hate pigs. Fuck you, pig! Fuck you! I'll fuckin kick ya face to the curb ya fuckin pig! Fuck you, pig! Fuck you, pig!
Wangster B: Lay out the set, homie! Lay out the set homey! Yeah, lay out the set, homie!
Wangster A: Fuckin pigs, muffucka, I fuckin hate pigs. Fuck you, pig! Fuck you! I'll fuckin kick ya face to the curb ya fuckin pig! Fuck you, pig! Fuck you, pig!
Wangster B: Lay out the set, homie! Lay out the set homey! Yeah, lay out the set, homie!
by Strawhenge March 09, 2011
In internet debate, a bluff added at the end of a specious post that is a desperate and hopeless attempt to recover from having been pwned.
Oh you think you're so smart! Well what about blah blah blah, blah blah blah, and blah blah blah? Game, set, match.
by Gruntmaven May 21, 2009
(n)
A prank where someone falls asleep, most likely after ingesting copious amounts of Keystone Light or other frat beer, and one of their compadres skillfully places his testicles about the ears, laying their shaft across the face (mimicking a bluetooth headset) of the sleeping person. They then take a picture of it with the victim's cell phone and proceed to picture message everyone in their phonebook with the picture afterwords.
A prank where someone falls asleep, most likely after ingesting copious amounts of Keystone Light or other frat beer, and one of their compadres skillfully places his testicles about the ears, laying their shaft across the face (mimicking a bluetooth headset) of the sleeping person. They then take a picture of it with the victim's cell phone and proceed to picture message everyone in their phonebook with the picture afterwords.
Douche1, "Dude, did you get the picture message from Tony last night, with a big cock laying across his face?"
Docuhe2, "Yeah man, he totally got the bluetooth head set at that party."
Docuhe2, "Yeah man, he totally got the bluetooth head set at that party."
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