The sexiest man alive, has massive muscles and is a total lady pleaser who can satisfy all women especially that Sebastian Parfitt guy who’s snapchat is SebParf2003 and Instagram is SebParfitt
Girl 1: I think I’m going to pass out I just saw the sexiest person ever and had multiple orgasms by looking at him
Girl 2: Oh that must have been Sebastian
Girl 2: Oh that must have been Sebastian
by Spoodermaan69420 November 23, 2021

by Adam hofberg November 20, 2019

A Portuguese and Canadian rat that pays a lot of dust, warning also turn the same colour as a tomato in the sun
Ew your such a Sebastian Olzanski
by Veryredtomato June 30, 2017

Sebastian is a name.
by TheBabyPunisher June 25, 2022

A very energetic, strong, wild soul. He knows how to make you laugh for hours just by him making a silly face at you. He loves to race, work on any project to make it better, an amazing welder and a pickup truck driver. He goes all out with gifts and does anything in his power to make you smile. He’s quick to help others out before he helps himself. Although it may be hard to see sometimes, he definitely has a soft spot for animals. He loves Chick-fil-A and orange juice and he has a specific spot he parks at Walmart. He listens to all types of music but likes to play certain songs when pulling up to truck meets to show off. He likes to have a lot of friends even if their personalities doesn’t match his. He tries his best to understand what people go through and to be there for them even if they are not there for him in return. He is amazing friend and the best boyfriend to have. He is the love of my life and the man any girl would be lucky to marry.
by piscesgal August 26, 2021

Sebastian:Your Mom Has A Hairy Dick And I Know Because I Stuck It Up My Ass
Me:You Are Really A Gay Mother Fucker Aren’t You
Me:You Are Really A Gay Mother Fucker Aren’t You
by JakePaulsSmallDick December 12, 2021
