Science teacher

Noun: The one person you would probably be down to fuck regardless of their gender

normally between the ages of 25 and 48.

"is the new science teacher a boy or a girl?"
"who the hell cares I want to have super sex with them."

by billy baby 333 March 12, 2020

spa science

Knowledge or a system of knowledge covering improbable results of spa treatments or the operation of spa logic especially as fabricated for sales purposes and concerned with bodily appearance and sense pleasures.

Electric detox body wrap for weight loss? Sounds like spa science to me!

by Bottom Ford June 8, 2009

bad science

a term used to describe well-intentioned but incorrect, obsolete, incomplete, or over-simplified expositions of scientific ideas.

An example of bad science would be the statement that electrons revolve in orbits around the atomic nucleus, a picture that was discredited in the 1920's, but is so much more vivid and easily grasped than the one that supplanted it that it shows no sign of dying out.

by Laser Potato July 6, 2005

Actuarial Science

Science for people who don't like science. Kind of like Computer Science, only more stupid stuff that no one uses.

I am in actuarial science so I have no friends.

by C. Frey July 5, 2006

Western Tech (Western School of Technology and Environmental Science)

A high school located in Baltimore County. A magnet schook, it has various focus programs based on the individual student's preference. But a magnet must be chosen before the student enrolls. You must also apply.

A side note: Basically run by its non-existent princpial Richard Jester, seeing as how I've only seen the man 7 times since 2006 (My freshman year). Ran by the Class of 2010. All other graduating classes bow to us. As simple as that.

"Yo, where you go to school at?"

"Western Tech a.k.a 2010's chill spot."

"O yea, I heard that yall run dat school."

"Damn straight nigga...Western Tech (Western School of Technology and Environmental Science)"

by How I rock September 30, 2008

bronx science

The worst school in America. Um how should i start...
- lack of sleep
- loser friends
- obnoxious people
- fucking bad principal and gay teachers
- so much hw and 5 exams every week
- cut off from pop culture and the world
- every1 turns into a nerd and a loser after graduation
- 4 fucking hrs of traveling
- no1 wants to want to you during lunch periods
- SEGREGATION LUNCH TABLES AND SOCIAL CIRCLES
- SO MANY AZNS, JEWS AND RUSSIANS.
- NO VARIETY OF COOL OR PEOPLE IN GENERAL
In general.... a prison for peopl who are ready to relinquish their lives for academics.... is it really worth it???? NO!

Dude 1: Yo i wana become a doctor
Sciencite 1: Go to bronx science.
Dude 1: Are you fucking kidding me?? I am not ready to give up my whole life for school. Fuck that.
Sciencite 1: Fine at least I will becoe a doctor and not you.
Dude 1: Um no I dont think so I just wont attend a destrutive school like bx science. Why dont you go read your fucking ap calculus book for fun?

by Bronx science person May 16, 2008

sciencegasm

The euphoria felt by someone attacking anything non-scientific in the name of supporting science.

The guest speaker was supposed to talk about science but only attacked religion to the point of giving himself a sciencegasm.

by Science Guyasm March 4, 2015