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overtime sampler

when playing the drinking game of beirut (or beerpong for all you lame asses) when both teams go into overtime instead of filling the three cups with the same beer, each cup is filled with a different beer. this usually happens because a) you have ran out of one kind of beer b) you like having variety or c) you are so shitfaced that you just dont even realize that you and your partner are pouring different beers in the cups
After reaching overtime my partner, Animatronic, filled one cup with her Bud-Light Lime, and I filled the last two cups with Red Stripe and a Busch Light. We were in the mood for an overtime sampler.
by NeverTooDrunkToPlayBeerpong April 23, 2009
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Seafood Sampler

When you get out of the pool, and your penis and testicles are shriveled up like a shrimp and oysters, and you penetrate it into your partners vagina...the full package.
I got out of the community pool, and I say Sharkeisha and I gave her a Seafood Sampler
by Work definitions September 8, 2015
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Dick Sampler

Someone who sucks an assortment of dicks to arrive at the best deal.

Figurative: An individual likely to appease multiple parties to achieve their goals.
He betrayed his mentor for better business opportunities, he's such a dick sampler.

OMG, she went through the entire football team, she's such a dick sampler.
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Rustic bean sampler

When the godfather gracefully dips his nuts in a variety of sauces and then forcefully dips them in the boys mouth. But it is only at its best when the force gauges read heavy
After the show i went back stage with the savage man and he performed a rustic bean sampler using hot sauce and horse cum
by Cuntdawgclitfist February 15, 2023
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simpletonnessness

simpletonnessness
A person who is felt to be extra deficient in judgment, good sense, or intelligence; a fool.
Your simpletonnessness astounds me
by Peppermintpattye April 9, 2017
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simpletic

Possessing or exhibiting simplicity; Marked by simplicity; Of or relating to a minimal, simple nature
She has simpletic systems in place so her house never gets cluttered.

Once I got a more simpletic meal plan I was able to lose weight because it was so easy to follow.
by Minimalist Nutritionist November 25, 2017
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simplethicc

It's simplethicc AF
by vaginatacos December 22, 2017
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