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Sam

Sam is defined as a very arrogant weirdo who thinks he knows everything about Hettie but really doesn't. He is self-obsessed in masturbating but still can't turn on any girls. The only girl that is attracted to him is Charlie Baker. When they Fuck truffle butter comes out Charlie's ass hole. The only down side to this is they both share Charlie's cold. When Charlie sucks Sam dick Sam can't let an orgasm out because he is so sick.
Charlie: Hey Sam, wanna cum over so we can make some truffle butter?
Sam: Only if it includes eating the truffle butter liquid????
by JeuJeuB May 20, 2016
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Sam

A big douchebag who has no friends.he is normally fat and a wetty a dickhead and a troll
That guys such a sam
by Hdidjdjdjdn April 18, 2018
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Sam

Sam is a boy who looks like any normal boy, only he's truly a rare kind of human. He is the illusive Retardious Ninkapoopous
He is such a Sam.
by Denim Jeanes September 5, 2018
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Sam

by This_i_S_a_NAME April 26, 2016
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Sam

Sam’s tend to be stupid little squares as well as the most toxic of individuals. Sam’s are self centered and view relationships as tools to obtain their own wants and needs. You never want to interact with a Sam.
I hate him so much, he acts like a complete Sam!
by Consumerofentireplanets September 29, 2019
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sam

the most annoying person you'll ever meet. He's really weird and probably smokes weed, also always wears headphones to show he's "cool".
Oh look its sam watch out he might take a picture of your butt
by Martin 123 November 7, 2019
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Sam

An Arab with soft nipples wo likes to eat dogs and thinks that Jack is thick
Jack: hey Sam
Sam: u thick, let me tap that
Jack:NOOOOO!!!
by Doonie Van October 17, 2020
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