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This is what you say when fart and you don't want to get socked in the arm.
Saftey! HAA man that stinks.
saftey by The clit commander April 10, 2003

Safetycrat

A Safetycrat is a government bureaucrat believing it is their job to protect the citizens from themselves.

Pretentiously thinking they possess superior insight to the rest of the population and therefore know what is best for them.

Often citing public burden as justification for Draconian rule making.

The motto of the Safetycrat:

Screw that freedom thing... it's over rated. We know everything about everything and they must obey us.

That Safetycrat actually believes helmets work.
Safetycrat by Rootdoctor October 2, 2007
One amazing young lady. Has an amazing sense of humor. Does her own thing, and loves to have fun. Usually misunderstood but dosen't care. Shes special and different but a little confused in life. She rather be at home on a friday night adding new words to Urban Dictionary then out getting fucked up...like everybody else.
Dude 1: that Safeta girl is pretty awesome
Dude 2: DUDE, I KNOW SHE IS SO PRETTY
Safeta by Iwishiknewmyname November 25, 2011
A Bosnian guy that is very kind and an awesome dad has a beautiful wife named Amber and 2 kids usually!
Safet get down here
safet by [Content deleted] July 13, 2017

saftey bong 

Give the toy the saftey bong,so he won't break the pyrex.
saftey bong by sky May 7, 2003

safetynetcoffee 

safetynetcoffee also known as “hayden❀” is a twitter stan (fan) account for singer ariana grande. she was featured on instagram account “arianators.wildin” and she has few hit tweets that she is well known for. she is also a good impersonator of ariana grande. her favorite album is dangerous woman.
person 1: did u see safetynetcoffee ‘s new tweet?
person 2: yes! i saw it.