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Glazing the Ham

When you are at a relatives house for Thanksgiving and you have to sneak in a jerk-off session. It is a delicate situation and requires the skill of a true perv.
At Thanksgiving dinner this year I got caught glazing the ham by my grandmother.
by Urban douche November 30, 2010
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The Ham is on the Table!

1. A metaphorical statement implying a complete loss of tolerance for a given situation.

2. A statement confirming the beginning or end of any course of action regarding a given situation. (i.e. "It's on now" or "The shit has hit the fan"
I'm tired of that fool talkin all that shit about me...The ham is on the table!
by Noeliam83 October 4, 2009
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ham and cheese

Basically the food version of crazy. Sometimes just shortened to ham. i.e Coach goes Ham
Those guys went ham and cheese over that comic book
by Mug Handle June 22, 2018
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gone ham

when you just finished putting max effort on to something, usually in activities related to sports but it can be used in terms such as obliterating someones personal record, knocked someone out or even shout out to somebodies face with everything you got.
by 2itchy November 23, 2013
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ham shandy

Whenever I am feeling randy
my only recourse is a good HAM SHANDY
by lowdown November 16, 2004
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Ham Sandwiched

by Nell Lingo April 6, 2009
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ham hole

between the beef curtains. the warm place you want to go inside when the world is mean. aka, vagina.
In the midst of foreplay, i surprised love with a fist in her ham hole.
by chillwinston September 28, 2006
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