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Colombian Stand Off

Similar to a real stand off but simply involving cocaine instead of guns. A tense situation where two persons are eyeing two lines of coke, waiting for the other to lose his/her nerve and "pull the trigger".
"Dude... m & f were doing a colombian stand off the other night.. none of them caught any sleep!"

"Oi! What'cha looking at? Lookin' for colombian stand off?!?"
by Yamato Corporation March 25, 2017
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Stand up video

A youtube video, being performed live infront of a audience.
Dude, are you going to youtube live?

Yeah, I heard livelavalive are doing stand up video!
by Cardboardtasteslikeeggs November 1, 2009
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Standing up school

A school in which the primary lesson is the stand up.
Teacher: "Welcome to standing up school"

Student: *falls flat on face*

Teacher: "Aaand you failed"
by Wassup62 September 1, 2020
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Minnesota Lemonade Stand

A party trick: fill an extra large condom full of urine and freeze it into a slushy like substance. Smash it over the heads of your friends until it bursts.
Mitch just got smashed by a Minnesota Lemonade Stand
by Mr. Clean’s gay cousin September 30, 2019
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stand-up pissers

It is a urinal. Not found in Womens washrooms.
The stand-up pisser has shit on it.
by HyperactiveToothpick May 29, 2005
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One-Chat-Stands

Twisted Cliche:

A 'friend' on XboxLIVE/ PSN/ Steam e.t.c. Whom you have 'added' based on shallow foundations /values (e.g admiration of playing ability) and experience. You have merely chatted to them once and never intend to again due to the impersonal nature of this connection.
"Most of my friends on PSN are One-Chat-Stands"
by Mr. Vaccum Science December 23, 2011
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One Flight Stand

Striking up a flight long conversation with a person on an airplane while never knowing / asking their name. Relationship ends after you get the luggage from the overhead compartment.
That old lady wouldn't shut the hell up. To make her feel better, I gave her a one flight stand.
I cant believe that I used my drink tickets on that one flight stand.
by bizzaro14 July 1, 2010
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