Mac Salmon

Mac Salmons don't exist. They don't even sell those at McDonald's!

"How many Mac Salmons does it take for a disgusting fat whale to reach the maximum-allowed capacity for its mouth's anal blowhole?"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO May 26, 2023

Salmon Rushdie

Da infamous India-born author whose literary works were of such "fishy" content dat it "spawned" a firestorm of controversy --- many of his fellow Muslims weren't overly thrilled with his less-than-pious viewpoints.

Salmon Rushdie surely got himself into a major "kettle of fish" when he penned his infamous "Satanic Verses" book --- thanks to a lot of irate supporters of Islam, he felt like he was "up to his gills" in trouble.

by QuacksO February 26, 2023

sardine in salmon

When a bus or train is packed beyond intended capacity (just sardines) but there's clearly space that the dickheads in the back just aren't taking. Also called being a "sardine in a school of salmon"

I'm a sardine in salmon right now bro, move back, I'm suffocating over here.

by cutPanini March 29, 2023

salmon idaho

Salmon Idaho, A beautiful little town in the middle of b.f.e. idaho with grocery store that charges considerably more than they need to, you can shop anywhere you want as long as it's in the window of Monday- Friday 10 am- 7pm if you are lucky. They have a barbershop with a totally hot barber she is super nice also. Salmon also has plenty of drugs if you are interested it's not hard to find whatever you are looking for.... sometimes easier than buying groceries.

I will drive hours from anywhere in idaho to get to salmon Idaho, and turn around and drive hours back to civilization.

by Rasy31 June 3, 2024

Slithery Salmon

Someone who walks away quickly before a door closes for the door to then be shut infront of someone's face. Similar to the motions of a salmon upstream.

Phil was a slithery salmon every day after science class and never cared to open the door.

by SnappleApple... July 8, 2024

Salmon

The opposite of a catfish. Someone who is more attractive in person than on social media.

Sara is a salmon. She’s so much prettier in person

by anonymous May 7, 2025

salmon

A courageous individual who actively resists the status quo by challenging racism and prejudice by speaking out against hate and advocating for a more fair and inclusive future.

Synonyms: upstander, advocate, ally, changemaker
Antonyms: bystander, conformist, complicit participant

Related phrases:
Swim upstream: To act courageously against opposition.
We need more salmon: A call to action to take an active stance against racism.

Examples in use:
"Be a salmon: speak up when you see injustice."
" If only we had more salmon working together to create a fairer, kinder world."

by unclesalmon May 9, 2025