Rusty Randy

When one scrapes the rust built beneath their car and sprinkles it on the deceased corpse of there lover after masturbating on the roof

Rusty: hey how’s it goin you punk ass lil bitch.

Randy: it’s goin great. I heard your mom got a rusty randy yesterday you cow

by sangeun January 16, 2021

Rusty Accordion

Female version of the rusty trombone, where a woman bends over allowing a guy or girl to tongue the woman's anus while reaching up through her legs and fingering her clitoris.

All Beth has to do is bend over and say, "Time to play that rusty accordion."

by goldengash August 25, 2022

Rusty chain

Used anal beads

Baby, can you please clean the sheets? You left your rusty chain on the bed!

by Prince merkin November 12, 2018

rusty knocker

Receiving a handjob from someone using WD-40 as lube.

"Dude, last night after we went to dinner, we went back to my place and she gave me a rusty knocker"

by Dank Ass Nerd December 21, 2015

Rusty Nixon

When you're motorboating a girl and you proclaim "I am not a crook" before vomiting all over her chest.

My girl was sassing me about how loud my bass is, so I gave that bitch a Rusty Nixon.

by queuedrizzlequeuedrizzle May 25, 2017

Droppin’ a Rusty

When you blow a hemorrhoid during a massive, rough shit leaving a reddish, rusty colored stool. Very common at rest areas and truck stops from the long haulers stopping in to grunt it out.

I was droppin’ a rusty at the rest stop today before I got back on the road.

Someone was in there droppin’ a rusty. It sounded painful. All I heard was straining and the words “Damn Roid” then a very wet splash.

by Eaton Holgoode May 31, 2018

Rusty Poncho

What a Mexican Gay male calls a used condom. Can also be used for pegging or male to female anal contact.

Geraldo woke up with a massive pain in
his anal region, and realized why when he saw the Rusty Poncho on the floor.

by Tom@$$ March 25, 2022