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Roman holiday 

When you are forced to shit in a port-a-potty (such as a music festival, county fair, etc) even though you took precautionary measures.
Man 1: why does Ro.an have such a defeated look on his face?
Man 2: Well, he took 2 shits and didn't eat anything so he wouldn't have to use the port-a-potty when we got here. No luck. He's going to take a Roman Holiday.
Roman holiday by bucknorris September 16, 2018
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Roman Warship 

This is when two guys are dutch ruddered by a chick until similtaniously ramming their cocks into her mouth and 'releasing hell' or otherwise refered to as ejaculating into her gullet. It simulates rowing on the warships, being driven by the rowing master until the climax of ramming the enemy.
Guy one: "Dude, that girl just got a new definition of Roman Warfare. So much for her history major in Roman Warships!"

Guy two: "Agreed. The emperor himself would have given battle honors for that show!"
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Roman Fair 

Events that some people have where you can go and live like an ancient Roman for a time.
It is better than a Medieval fair because they have real orgies.
I think I saw you at the orgy in the Roman fair.
Roman Fair by Judge dredd7 September 23, 2011

Roman Growth-spurt 

The insertion of a 10" bore syringe filled with a variety (or one) drug(s) into the urethra ( the syringe starts out small for easy insertion then expands once inside the urethra)
Lucas: Hey man, this one chick last night was so kinky! She tied me up in ropes then fucked me in the ass with a strapon

Braydon: Oh yeah? This chick I was with gave me a Roman growth-spurt. My penis will never be the same!
Lucas: Ripperoni Braydon's penis

Roman tag 

When a group of people use roman candles as a projectile to shoot at eachother.
Person 1: want to play roman tag?
Person 2: sure, how many roman candles should I bring?
Roman tag by Nathanael1234 June 22, 2017

Roman Nameral 

An app designed to weigh a name. Play name weight games.
Lets ask Roman Nameral how much your name weighs.
Roman Nameral by juan anthony July 28, 2019