ralphie jones the sequel

a highly prestigous rap album by the late JayRed, who is a case like other rappers, who has an unknown state of life, is he dead or alive? nobody cares. this album is unreleased but is planned to come out in september of 06.

nig 1-"yo i gots myself a copy of ralphie jones the sequel. yo its so ill"
nig 2-"nigga please"
nig 1-"i no he white but he ill yo! come lissen to this shit!"
after
nig 1-"yo that shit is bangin!"
nig 2-"i no rite!"

by ralphie jones the sequel June 28, 2004

ramph

the act of doing a colonoscapy with a camera atached to one's penis (and or a prostetic)
;or,
when Britany Spears dyes her head purple and has sex with Rob Schnider because her cousin who had booked on the 9:00 flight to Baton Rouge Loisiana got moved to a trans atlantic fligtht to Ann Cultar's vagina becuse they runway was covered in unadobpted african babies and Angelina Jolie called in sick

The doctor could not see him right then so Mr. Goodman decided to preform a ramph

I had to go to the doctor for a condition known as

by Britany spears' second cousin April 17, 2009

Ralph-collar

A 'ralphie-collar' (or 'Ralphie-collar') is a collar on a shirt that is crooked, uneven, or otherwise disheveled.

A man walks by with an uneven collar

James: That guy's collar is incredibly uneven.

Lydia: Yeah, It's a total ralph-collar.

by rhralphcollar September 13, 2009

ralphrim

When You give a rimjob to someome as they are ralphing into the toilet

The best cure for a hangover is a good ralphrim

by chichi09 December 1, 2009

Ralphul

Like "ROFL", rolling on the floor laughing, its how you pronounce "rofl" rofl=ralphul

that was so funny, im ralphuling!!!!

by momo_peach November 21, 2010

Ralph "the eye" C

Ralph C is a hardcore fighter, He could be found working in a town called Babylon on Strong Island. He's better known by his nickname "THE EYE" this is because he's known for bitching people out by giving them the eye. He actually forced the softest kid he worked with in the meat department to QUIT. He knows how to make his money! And being a cashier isn't his only or main way to make bread but more of a cover up as an excuses on where he makes his income! He's known for having all of his boys back and has never gave bad advise.

Ralph "the eye" C was doing throw backs when he saw a softy in the meat department grilling him like he's big, so Ralph gave this kid "THE EYE" and the kid got shook and QUIT!

by MM99 December 19, 2010

ralph sutton

a disease in which your eyes are entirely too close together. this can cause occasional bursts of stupidity and a lack of common sense.

WOW. did you see that ralph sutton, i have never seen anyone lick a window and eat crayons at the same time

by jefferypoundsthep2 December 10, 2011