Ryan

He put a plastic sword inside his anus after after losing his virginity
Had 7 girls in 5 days.
Also, he fingered his sister and tried to kill his Nan.

1: Last night I did a Ryan with my gf
2: Bet that hurt.

by fgdhfgdhgfdhsgf January 17, 2014

ryan

A guy who has a big butt and sits to watch spongeBob all day. Ryan's are also made for Beatin yo Mothas bookstore cheeks! Jk, day can barely get a girl.

Dude you suck so bad! Your such a Ryan.

by DAWORDBOSS February 26, 2016

Ryan

that popular guy who thinks he's cool but is actually an asshole.

Damn that guy has to be a Ryan. He's such an ass!

by thebitchwhobakes December 31, 2016

Ryan

A boy who doesn't know how to shut the fuck up.

Girl; "shut the fuck up."
Ryan; keeps talking

by Norrisssss0804 November 09, 2014

Ryan

A synonym for fail.
Also the biggest fail in existence.

Ryan Ross.

by gabe;D September 19, 2010

ryan

an elephant looking man.skinny and sometimes annoying.

that guy is quite ryan looking.

by the elephant locater March 25, 2008

Ryan

A jackass who has absolutely NO respect for women and tells them to suck his d*** even tho we all kno he doesn't have one. He only dates girls becuz he knows he can get some from them. People think he is hot but he is rly a short douchebag with no morals..

Girl 1: Ryan is soo hot

Girl 2: Bitch i oughta slap u right now... he will only go out with you becuz he wants that cherry pie of yours

by VDCs girl November 22, 2010