When you are in a sexual relationship and really have no respect for yourself, partner, or the outcome of the relationship and so you try out the deviant, perverted moves that are defined within the corridors of this site.
Jas: “Dude, Last night I totally gave Ash the Philly fake out!”
Dev: “No way, she didn’t dump you? I thought most of those were just jokes?”
Jas: “Well they should be; but, I don’t care if it doesn’t work out. But she has no self-esteem so she just takes it.”
Dev: “Give her the Braveheart! She’s gotta break it off then.”
Jas: “It will probably take a chili dog or the alaskan snow dragon before she leaves... it's a total urban dictionary relationship.”
Dev: "Man... now that's F-ed up."
Dev: “No way, she didn’t dump you? I thought most of those were just jokes?”
Jas: “Well they should be; but, I don’t care if it doesn’t work out. But she has no self-esteem so she just takes it.”
Dev: “Give her the Braveheart! She’s gotta break it off then.”
Jas: “It will probably take a chili dog or the alaskan snow dragon before she leaves... it's a total urban dictionary relationship.”
Dev: "Man... now that's F-ed up."
by Sassafrassquatch November 22, 2009
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by Ariana December 14, 2004
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a very common belief these days. revolves mainly around the idea, "what is right for you isn't right for me". denies that there is truth at all. many relativists realize that mathematical truths cannot be disproven, but they still susbscribe to the idea that multiple opposing ideas can exist in the same realm and still produce no conflicts.
hitler thought it was perfectly fine of him to kill millions of people. obviously, he was a relativist. the people he oppressed obviously didn't have the same veiw, and look at what happened. they were killed.
by karl June 8, 2004
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by YaGirlResaa August 1, 2009
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To quote the majority of the song "Piss Off" by the Arrogant Sons of Bitches (A break-up song):
"P-I-S-S-O-F-F-Hey!
I remember way back when,
When I wanted you to be mine.
And now that I've kind of had you,
I wonder was it all just a waste of time?
And did it make sense jumping into something
Knowing that I'd get hurt?
I don't know, but my boss thinks not,
It makes me less productive at work!
And all my friends told me "look out!"
'Cause you were treating me like shit!
I swallowed my pride and bit my tongue,
And I thought nothing of it!
I blame relationship's termination
For why things are never fine.
I've dreaded this moment from the day we met:
We have to say goodbye!
Now all I do is pine and smoke
With all my friend.
I regret not moving on
Even though I said I did,
Fuck, shit, dammit.
How many times do I have to call you
Just because you call me first?
You see, we're nothing together
But a bunch of obligations
That just make me feel worse!
So why was I the last to know
When you ride some other guy?
And why should I have even cared
That night you said you cried?
My stomach threw up my daily nutrition
And your anti-morals robbed me blind.
I loved you, and you blew it,
And you broke your own heart.
So eat this last goodbye!
Piss off: this is the last goodbye."
Relationship.
"P-I-S-S-O-F-F-Hey!
I remember way back when,
When I wanted you to be mine.
And now that I've kind of had you,
I wonder was it all just a waste of time?
And did it make sense jumping into something
Knowing that I'd get hurt?
I don't know, but my boss thinks not,
It makes me less productive at work!
And all my friends told me "look out!"
'Cause you were treating me like shit!
I swallowed my pride and bit my tongue,
And I thought nothing of it!
I blame relationship's termination
For why things are never fine.
I've dreaded this moment from the day we met:
We have to say goodbye!
Now all I do is pine and smoke
With all my friend.
I regret not moving on
Even though I said I did,
Fuck, shit, dammit.
How many times do I have to call you
Just because you call me first?
You see, we're nothing together
But a bunch of obligations
That just make me feel worse!
So why was I the last to know
When you ride some other guy?
And why should I have even cared
That night you said you cried?
My stomach threw up my daily nutrition
And your anti-morals robbed me blind.
I loved you, and you blew it,
And you broke your own heart.
So eat this last goodbye!
Piss off: this is the last goodbye."
Relationship.
by Daniel Plainview123 August 29, 2009
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Why are your relatives crapping themselves?
by Lord Meatclown June 25, 2003
Get the relatives mug.A phrase a rich person uses when they can’t relate to being poor,humble, or having financial struggles.
Garrett Watts says to Jeffree “i had to save up for 2 years to buy this toyota.” Jeffree says, “can’t relate”.
by davincidadog November 19, 2018
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