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Poot

Dude Ill be right back i need to take a major poot.
by Mike June 26, 2003
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poostie

An animal with a rat head, a bitch body and a sloppy cunt.
Man is she ugly, no she is worse than that, she is a poostie!!!
by tdurden December 28, 2005
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poot

The lump looking area under an obeise persons belt area.
by eatinbrisketsisasport April 11, 2006
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pooter cooter

A pooter cooter is slang for the female fowl genitalia. This is due to the fact that they only have one hole to do two jobs.
Hey bubba, did ya check out the size of that pooter cooter on that wood duck you shot?
by Gopher74 January 2, 2009
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Bunky poot panties

When a woman fills her panties with a Mother Load of crap ,then sits on it, either on accident or on purpose to excite her lover(s).
Man, last night my wife got caught in traffic and had bunky poot panties. They were sagging with crap and dark brown.
She shook her butt in my face to try to turn me on for a quicky.
by george bush league April 28, 2009
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bootay pootay la wootay

When engaging in anal intercourse, the female flatulates into the males reproduction organ, and in the process, being excited about it (hence the "wootay, refering to the internet term of "w00t" used for excitement)
Girl: Wooo! Damn dem bean burritos, son, bootay pootay la wootay!

Guy: Yeah girrrl, geet crunk!
by Neloctopy Buttdecks September 10, 2006
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pooted

The state of being trashed beyond anything you can imagine. You are in another world, where everything and every place has become a sandbox in which you wish to play. You will not remember names.. faces... or anything for that matter.; A blacked out state in which you do not plan to function in what society may consider normal, or even inebriated. You do as you please without conscience, morals, or anything coherent for that matter.
I am so pooted right now, please get a camera and watch me make love to this cactus; Dude is that your sister? I'm so pooted I'm going to pick her up from middle school tomorrow and she is going to have my kid in 9 months.; Robbie was so pooted last night he made out with your girlfriend, twice, and then those twins from puerto rico.
by TheOnlyErik October 27, 2007
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