Ponkey

A local person who is probably unemployed with low IQ, very low self respect and has personal hygiene issues.
Usually found in groups by bus stops, train stations and public parks.

Oh dear look at that ponkey cunt over there!!

by Ponkey cunt July 29, 2023

pokeyball

gun/pole

“He lucky ian got that pokeyball with me”

by globgobgabgalab August 17, 2024

porky whore

Fat and/or obese, promiscuous woman.

Get me a beer you porky whore!

by Chief Mikehawk December 5, 2023

Porked

In a difficult situation

“I have no idea what to do… I’m so porked

by moose ears April 2, 2024

porkenstein

Usually a larger woman or man with distasteful looks. Fat and ugly.

*Facebook dating needs to stop showing me porkensteins!*

*Plenty of Fish is full of porkensteins*

by Varvatos_Vex April 17, 2024

Pokey Thingy

The pokey thingy on top of some umbrellas

"Why is it so fucking hard to find a umbrella with the little pokey thingy on top that isnt the size of a bus"

by Zora Sekai December 6, 2024

Ponkey

A combination of a pony and a donkey. Best used to describe a pony and donkey lover.

"She was such a ponkey"

by UnicornLover404 March 22, 2026