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parking lot lunch box

It is basically a 12oclock car fuck. During their lunch break, two people arrange to meet at there favorite parking lot. After parking adjacent from one another, one of the two looks in both directions before climbing into the other's car. They then have a car-shaking fuck followed by a ham n cheese sandwich. After they are finished they return to their jobs in their separate cars.
It was 10 minutes after 12PM, they were cutting it close, It would have to have a quicky parking lot lunch box today.

Mr. Fitzgerald had to take his car to the carwash after a parking lot lunch box that afternoon; there were crumbs everywhere.
by PrincessGaylordFocker September 13, 2017
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Parkingson's Disease

A deeply-rooted "like father, like son" physical/mental disorder that transcends several generations of male offspring; it involves each successive "son" misbehaving sexually just as soon as he gets his driver's license --- i.e., pulling over ("parking") and "getting it on hot 'n' heavy" with any "cute young thing with boobs and a coochie" whom he happens to be dating and/or giving a ride somewhere. And heck --- most likely this lustful procreating is how many of the successive generations of these socially-irresponsible males have kept their DNA-lineage going so well and for so long --- Grampa was probably conceived this way, and then Grampa did the same thing himself when he reached puberty, and then Papa followed suit, and then Son, and...
For as long as I can remember, a majority of the young guys in this town have been "doing da bouncy-bouncy" with girls in their back seats on the lane down by the old fishing-pier... sound like Parkingson's Disease to me!
by QuacksO October 18, 2017
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pecking corn

When someone is falling asleep and their head starts bobbing up and down like their a chicken pecking at corn on the ground.
Coach Smith noticed his student falling asleep during class and he threw a tennis ball at him and asked him to stop pecking corn in his class.
by Nunielister November 13, 2017
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Peeking Groundhog

Placing your spread ass on a window and allowing your shyt to poke out.
Go up to his car and give the principal a peeking groundhog
by 0utsyder December 22, 2017
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Peeking Stranger

When a penis is extruding out of a mans underwear
Dude I was walking around with a peeking stranger last night
by Satxn May 27, 2018
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Parking Structure

Kiel likes to hang out in parking structures.
by B.Squared May 31, 2018
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Porking the monkey

To fuck the class whore,this is usually done because of an injury that prevents you from masterbating.
“David was porking the monkey because he broke his collarbone !!!”
by Steven dickerson June 6, 2018
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