inverted sus patty

When a man tucks his ass into his balls and stands up, this creates a wormhole and the fabric of reality collapses in on itself.
Person 1: “Guys check out this sus patty.”
Person 2: “Nice, but have you seen an INVERTED sus patty? Check this shit.”
*Reality itself is destroyed*
by anonymous September 20, 2021
mugGet the inverted sus pattymug.

Patty House Waffle

The sweet, warm ass-musk of an Irish woman. Typically when she farts on a man/woman's face
Craig: Hey man, how'd you get pink eye?
Liam: This bint I met last night gave me a Patty House Waffle.
by cockslapmyfunions April 24, 2017
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patty watty cakes

“hes so cute
“thats cause its patty watty cakes”
by pattywattylover44 April 11, 2022
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Seattle squish patty

When a woman deficates on a man's chest, she then proceeds to stomp on his chest making a perfect patty

Similar to waffle stomping
Grace gave Pat a good ol' seattle squish patty and broke his ribs
by Peestains558 November 17, 2017
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fatty patty mcnasty

a fatty patty mcnasty is most often referred to as the nastiest looking and most oddly shaped women clearly over 400 pounds who usually has obsessive compulsive disorder in more than one case and continuously starts a conversations with,"hiya would you like to take a dump on my chest while i finish eating my bean burrito." And 67% of the time her name is Patty... everytime!!!! See the following for usage below.
I went to Hollister to buy a water polo tee shirt to wear for the other bros. I went to the food court to get a basic taco. There i scanned around and saw patty from school. she ordered 15 in depth and detailed bean borritos and was wearing grey sweat pants. Grossssssss!!! i felt absolutely sick looking at fatty patty mcnasty scarf down her food and whipe her greasy fat fingers on her face.
by rusty bridges March 23, 2008
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Krabby Patty Time

Krabby Patty Time is when you and your friends are completly high off of marijuana, and you eat everything in your friends house.
Melissa: i got the munchies dude
Rachel: must be Krabby Patty Time
by sugahbear69 July 3, 2011
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Parking Lot Patty

PLP is can go for any guy or girl that frequents truck stops and bar parking lots for anonymous sex, but generally it is giving oral to another male and then getting kicked to the curb. Generally, PLP's are regulars at these places, and everyone knows what the are up to.
There goes Patty and that bitch is on the prowl. Hope I locked my car. I do not want to have any surprises in wait.

Poor Parking Lot Patty, hope I am never that pathetic.

Where is PLP, I need to bust one out.
by Nozzle Le Douche' October 4, 2012
mugGet the Parking Lot Pattymug.

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