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To perform an act of phallacio on a clergyman or man of the cloth, e.g priest or vicar, whilst he is preaching a sermon.
Dude, tonight im going to go give Father John some Watty.
Watty by MassiveG@sh December 16, 2008
"Yo, dat girl is so shawty,
She make me want to go to the potty,
And wank off my Watty."
Watty by steve_ayres35 July 14, 2014
Watty- Meaning in love, head over heals.
I don't see why Susan is so watty over that guy.
Watty by Melinda Warden September 28, 2004

watty awards 

An annual competition or contest where Wattpad users enter their story in a specific genre. The winners of each genre will win a prize and must be above the age of 13 to enter their book. Winners are picked, judged by the amount of votes you get for your book.
12 year old Wattpad user: Ohmygosh! My fav. romance book on Wattpad is one of the finalist in the Watty Awards! *squeals*

Legitimate author: What's the title of the book?

12 year old Wattpad user: It's so brill, "im an ugly nerd and the super hot popular guy took my virginity and told me he loves me so i became pretty and im taking revenge" I think the book is going to get published!

Legitimate author: *kills herself*
watty awards by thepurplezebra December 19, 2013

Watty Plunge 

The Watty Plunge refers to Watterson Towers of Illinois State University in which one person climbs to the roof and takes the plunge off the building.

This is a term Illinois State University students use if they are feeling stressed or being a meme.
Student 1: Hey, how’d you do on that exam?
Student 2: Bro, I’m ready to take the Watty Plunge.
Watty Plunge by YeetSkeetOffAH January 19, 2019

watty beef 

Glaswegian slang meaning "Want to have sex?".

It is sometimes spelled "Wanty beef" aswell.
watty beef by Yer Maw? May 6, 2010