polarmuffler

a device to quieten polar bears

that bear's making a right old racket - someone deploy the polarmuffler

by charlieanna July 2, 2011

Polar Shocker

It's when you take a glass of ice water, stick your hand it in covertly and then once it's nice and cold, stick two fingers up your girlfriends ass and one up her vagina. This can be done as a surprise or on purpose.

Oh my God, my boyfriend pulled the polar shocker on me last night! It felt soooo good in this heat wave.

by hardlyaware July 20, 2011

Polar Bear

Putting Icy Hot on your condom.

Reaction to being polar beared:

Girl: Oh yeah.......... oh yeah...ooooooooo.....o...........awwwwwwOOOOOHHHHHH......no.....no......NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

by AWOFF December 2, 2011

polar bear living room

An area that is soooo cold, that it is probably the temperature that arctic bears would like to keep their home.

"Let's crank up the heat, it's like a polar bear living room in here!!"

by halli3sandbag February 20, 2012

Polar Paw

Before oral, go into another room and hold as many ice cubes in your hand as you can. Keep them there and get your hand as cold as you can stand it. Then, proceed into the bedroom and cup his balls with your ice cold hand. If you're feeling adventurous, do some pole work with the same hand.

Tonight I'm going to give you the Polar Paw baby!

by NopersonalityBrett September 3, 2012

polerific

1. So incredible that that the only thing it can be compared to is the amazingness of the pole dance fitness world.

2. Extremely good in the eyes of a pole dance addict.

1. Happy birthday to one polerific chick!
1. That was a polerific trick you just did on the dancefloor

by PoleChicka February 27, 2013

Polirical

when one is talking in a manor that makes absolutely no sense and unrealistically or irrationally.

When my girlfriend is on her rag she is usually is talking polirical nonsense.

by KKirbs May 16, 2013