polerific

1. So incredible that that the only thing it can be compared to is the amazingness of the pole dance fitness world.

2. Extremely good in the eyes of a pole dance addict.

1. Happy birthday to one polerific chick!
1. That was a polerific trick you just did on the dancefloor

by PoleChicka February 27, 2013

poleitician

A stripper.

GUY 1: Yo, I hooked up last night with a poleitician.

GUY 2: Where does she hold office?

GUY 1: Spearmint Rhino.

poleitician

by lakersfan1984 January 28, 2009

Pornerific

Something that is certifiably pornographic and also terrific.

That movie I saw you in the other night was totally Pornerific!

by Shit_4_Brains November 26, 2007

Puberific

When something is so bad it is awesome. Generally it is used to describe something embarrassing about one's self, but they are surprisingly proud of it.

I can't believe I am posting the word we made up on Urban Dictionary. That is puberific!

by SirenScreams June 11, 2009

Humanitis Plurificus

The Idea that the Earth is merely a cell in a much larger body, and that humans are the parts of a potentially deadly virus that has infected the Earth cell. The main belief in this Ideology is that the true human purpose is to breed and the destroy the Earth. This belief is mainly based upon the fact that the only other subject that goes into an area, bleeds it of its resources, multiplies and leaves, are, in fact, viruses. It is believed that space travel is simply the carrier that will aid us in escaping the planet one we render it perfectly resources-less and useless. All diseases that effect Humans and actually just Immune responses of this highly advanced being that we are planted within. All other animals are other parasites that are not deadly, like those found in a human body. It is believed that we are right about most things we have decided are fact, but that the explanation for why they happened are flawed as are many of the details. For one the big bang theory is correct, however their was matter before it happened, just not a body (AKA the universe). In fact the big bang was just the collision of a sperm and egg that quickly formed the body that we now call the universe. Also, the universe is in fact expanding, and can be explained almost to simply. The body is still growing. It is believed that those who recycle and have other habits to "save the planet" are defective viruses that go against what its original purpose was, to destroy the cell. It is believed that the cell will be depleted of its resources in an epic battle between the viruses that know their purpose and the defective viruses, in which only two will survive, which will pilot a space craft onto another cell, most likely Mars, and begin breeding, thus starting the cycle all over again.

Have you heard of Humanitis Plurificus? Its got way more proof than Religion man!!

by Poopy Vaj Face Nut Lick Mcgraw March 4, 2009

pukerific

Not feeling well. On the verge of vomiting.

"I was feeling pukerific after a night of heavy drinking"

by Joan7768 February 18, 2009

Perificellvision

Some one who walks while only looking at there phone but can still see others without making eye contact and manages to avoid collision

Becky walks around never taking her eyes off her phone but manages to avoid collision because she has really good perificellvision

by Teddy Rosewood March 5, 2017