pineapple hairs

The leafy things on the top of pineapples,the pineapple hair

Hey can I have a pineapple?Sure but I wanna eat the pineapple hairs.

by ~Anix June 16, 2020

Pineapple Hairs

The leaves on the top of the pineapple.

Before cutting the pineapple, I had to cut off the pineapple hairs first.

by An4nya June 16, 2020

pineapple eggs

WHY ARE YOU LOOKING UP "PINEAPPLE EGGS" THAT IS THE DUMBEST THING I HAVE EVER HEARD OF!!!!!!!!!!!!

pineapple eggs is eggs with pineapples inside

by pineapple eggs November 29, 2016

pineapple hairs

Pineapple hairs are the green things at the top of a pineapple.

Mom.. can u take the pineapple hairs off of my pineapple.. they look weird..

by ToefungusEE June 17, 2020

Chinese Pineapple

The act of killing a party member because it annoys the DM

Jakobi! Why'd you chinese pineapple Cayde?!
He stopped me from that Kingly twink booty!
-DM sighs in alcholoism-

by notPhoenix___ November 2, 2023

Renting the pineapple

Renting the pineapple is to pretend that you are richer than you really are. It was coined on reddit by u/shokwave00

"I was always impressed by Randy's Lexus until I realized that he lived with his parents. Turns out he's just renting the pineapple."

by Scarwielder September 11, 2018

bloody pineapple

Cutting of a pineapple in such a manner to insert the male sex gland! Leaving the skin on with thorns to really give the pineapple a good grip causing the persons hand to bleed! After orgasm has occurred the person with the bloody hand then slaps the other! Bloody pineapple!!!

Larry was allergic to grapefruit and wanted his gf to grapefruit him, only other option they had in the house was a pineapple. Except they were into the kinkier side of things and made it gory! She grasped the pineapple hard while stroking his member then slapped him with her bloody hand! Bloody pineapple!

by Dizzlegee July 13, 2022