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Deadman’s Nut

The act of a man edging for a 90 day period in order to release a nut so incredibly large it could lead to dehydration, seizures, cardiac arrest, or even death. The production is so vast and volatile that others within the “splash zone “ are often left with lasting mental and physical trauma. Although warned of the possible horrors, many men still attempt the “Vikings Deed” to this very day. Legend has it that every US president is the direct product of insemination via a Deadman’s Nut.
I heard Big Jon is the 75th day of the Deadman’s Nut, I hope Cait gets her Frog Toggs in time
by StatDaddy April 21, 2020
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clarity nut

Jacking off before you tap a stranger so your emotions don't get in the way
I had to get that clarity nut before fuckin this baddie because I don't wanna start feeling anything for her
by Lil Na$ty October 15, 2015
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friendship nut

When a friend does something nice for you, so you hypothetically orgasm.
"Alex is so sweet. She gave me a hug and I friendship nutted."
by nabruyranoitcid November 15, 2016
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nut ma

A nickname of a psychotic female that owns a diner in a small town. Often known to physically abuse her husband of 30 plus years. One second she's fine the next she's bat-crap crazy throwing dishes and cussing patrons !
Man don't ever tell her that your hamburger tastes like crap because "nut ma" is frickin crazy and will start slinging dishes
by Sly rat March 1, 2017
mugGet the nut mamug.

Knee-nuts

Adjective: So hot that your nuts hang down to your knees.
Emily: Is it bad out? I checked the weather and they said it's 103 degrees.

Jeff: Yeah, it's knee-nuts hot out there.
by M.Blur July 22, 2012
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scuttle nut

The act of running with your pants around your ankles while masterbateing until climax, After being caught while stalking your crush.
James was caught after he tripped attempting to scuttle nut jasmine.
by Hightopfadeout99 May 30, 2017
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Nut-Gobbling

When you are kissing up to someone way to much or hanging on there jock
Man u always Nut-Gobbling for dat dude
by Kenny Lewis October 17, 2008
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