Knee-nuts

Adjective: So hot that your nuts hang down to your knees.

Emily: Is it bad out? I checked the weather and they said it's 103 degrees.

Jeff: Yeah, it's knee-nuts hot out there.

by M.Blur July 22, 2012

nut muffle

Any item that will catch a load while masturbating.

I was workin' it for a few minutes and before I came off I grabbed a sock- the perfect nut muffle.

by the_paperboy September 24, 2013

Mac Nut

A male on top of his game, A person who is a "Mack" with flawless game. Very confident and charismatic.

Damn, you saw that kid in the club? He rolled up and pulled 3 ladies with him home...that dude is a Mac Nut
a.k.a Mac Nut or Mack Nut

by 808 Rock October 14, 2011

gut nut

the stomach orgasm; (unisex) upon eating some 'magic' food, ones' guts and taste buds begin to experience a 'transcendental' bliss, where one seemingly leaves the bonds of gravity (like in REAL sex!!)

-the eyes roll back and the mind 'orbits saturn', while many 'g' s of gravitational force are felt. after a second or two, one is back for "another taste" (like in REAL sex!!) (-serving as somewhat of a suicide deterrent!!)

haley had a gut nut while eating that godiva 'chaw' clit!!

the maine lobster swimming in butter gave mike a gut nut!

a gut nut was what joe was having from the sirloin-burger!!

celestina gut nutted from the walnut-tofu!

by michael foolsley December 9, 2011

vagina nuts

the part of the body that receives trauma from a fake injury

That player was hardly touched, he must have hurt his vagina nuts.

by myrealnameisthis October 2, 2011

Big nut

A donut is a ring of dough, yet we call it a do"nut". Curious
Say, if McDonalds were to bring out a Big-Mac which formed a single continuous loop, alternating between hamburger and bread, to follow convention it would therefore be called a big"nut".

That's the true meaning of a big nut.

You big nut. - Guy 1
Stfu, you're such a big nut. - Guy 3

by Moon Man Redux April 28, 2022

Tender nuts

Hurting, painful testicles or swollen. When a male is hit in the testicles and his testicles become really tender even the underwear rubbing against them hurt.

Guy 1: Are you going to play soccer or not?
Guy 2: I still have tender nuts from last night!
Guy 1: Oh fuck! She got you good!

by Nobli May 30, 2022