non-sextuitur

Attaching a picture of your nipples or genitals to an otherwise innocuous text message. No mention is made of the picture and the recipient is left to decide how the two are related and whether the picture was attached by mistake.

I sent a non-sextuitur to Rachel. Asked her where she had AT&T or Verizon and attached a picture of my ballsack.

by NobelSquirrel January 17, 2013

non-repliustatusitis

Low Facebook self esteem

None of your friends ever reply to your posts and you develop "non-repliustatusitis"

by Gorbieus June 18, 2009

non-traffic

the lack of traffic.

wow, there sure is a lot of non-traffic!

we ran into a lot of non-traffic on the way home.

the non traffic during anti-rush hour was fabulous.

by josh davis20 January 12, 2008

Non-white

anyone straying from the traditional white-male dominated society in America.

Non-white populations in America are treated unjustly.

by HammerChe March 24, 2009

non t's

no boobs!!
no teets= non t's
"shake your non-t's"

Lauren:Shan, get those non-t's out of my face!!

by Kay December 12, 2003

Non-Baller

A non-baller is someone who is below 5'4" and can not play basketball. Typically, a non-baller believes he is a baller but can't actually hoop and always lies about being a baller. He/she can't ball and will never ball no matter what happens in the world, even if Thanos comes down and gets rid of all ballers.

Jack is a non-baller! He does not have any basketball skills!!!! Mercy is a non-baller!!

by True Baller Rick October 25, 2018

Non Sequifuck

When one unintentionally uses a phrase or conversational tangent that has no relation to the subject matter preceeding it. See Non Sequitur.

Ken: So then she put down the remote, and we had a fight.
Kane: Over what, exactly?
Ken: You know how you forget to put the toilet seat down? Well, I fed a squirrel a chilli yesterday. Comedy gold.
Kane: Whoa. That's one heck of a non sequifuck there, mate.

by Kevin Ruddofsky January 1, 2009