non-sextuitur 

Attaching a picture of your nipples or genitals to an otherwise innocuous text message. No mention is made of the picture and the recipient is left to decide how the two are related and whether the picture was attached by mistake.

I sent a non-sextuitur to Rachel. Asked her where she had AT&T or Verizon and attached a picture of my ballsack.

non-sextuitur by NobelSquirrel January 17, 2013

non sequitur 

a statement that has little or no relation to what preceded it; illogical inference; (Latin for "it does not follow")

Example of a non sequitur:
Theo lives in a small apartment. Therefore he must have a small penis.

non sequitur by yorrick hunt January 23, 2008

non sequitur 

A statement that has little or nothing to do with the preceding statement.

Non sequitur:

Joe: Do you like Green Day?

Bill: I'm hungry for wax fruit.

Joe: Are you high?

Bill: Don't try to catch me, I'm the Mesican drill.

non sequitur by DeeDurk October 10, 2008

borderline non sequitur 

1. A statement that only just succeeds in logically following the statement that came before it.

2. A statement that logically follows the statement that came before it, but to an insignificant degree.

Adi: Cha' it makes sense, twas a borderline non sequitur though. You were quite roundabout in the way you were trying to explain your point. I almost thought you were about to continue that abrupt transition to it's endmost unrelated-ness. Where we would begin exploring a path of some non sequitur, but you just barely somehow inbrought all those tangential thoughts together to explain your point. I'm impressed.

borderline non sequitur by MoribundMurdoch November 3, 2020

Non Sequitur 

1. Latin phrase roughly translating as "doesn't follow" (think: not-in-sequence), i.e. 'non-sequitur' describes something that doesn't follow on from the preceeding information or context. Often used as a form of humour.

2. Rotate the giraffe.

See also: Light Bulb

Non Sequitur by phantom oddity May 20, 2004

non sequitur 

"What is your favorite beer?"
"Gee, that's a good question - I guess I would have to say Celine Dion CD's are unlistenable."

"Isn't the definition above an example of a non sequitur?"
"Well, waking up in a ditch chained to a goat sure ruins your day."

non sequitur by weepster August 4, 2006

non sexuitur 

A word a phrase uttered during sexy time that has nothing to do with said sexy time with the exception of ruining it.

So this morning my girl and I were all romantic and she gave me one of those real sexy looks followed by a non sexuitur asking about good breakfast places in the 'hood. I hope they were serving sausage because after that I sure as hell wasnt.

non sexuitur by TheRealDerek May 18, 2017