Non sequitur

A line of reasoning or statement that doesn't logically follow the previous statement.

I have to use the word non sequitur in a sentence. It's about as funny as a whore fucking a retard instead of me. I didn't do that. I will do that. Those two things are not mutually exclusive and is not hypocritical. You're a dumb. You're not a smart. The fact that you have been allow to keep you tongue is something. Not obsessed with anything but having to listen to it every day is going to make raping her and killing it more satisfying than any sex they've had here. She deserves it. It isn't a person. They are going to have it happen to then because the people involved made it the only viable choice. They all deserve it.

by Hym Iam December 3, 2020

non-sextuitur

Attaching a picture of your nipples or genitals to an otherwise innocuous text message. No mention is made of the picture and the recipient is left to decide how the two are related and whether the picture was attached by mistake.

I sent a non-sextuitur to Rachel. Asked her where she had AT&T or Verizon and attached a picture of my ballsack.

by NobelSquirrel January 17, 2013

Non-divorced

Non-divorced

Beside status of single, married, separated and divorced, the „family status“ of „Non-divorced“ we be can use in „half-joke“ mode, when we want to state that our marriage is practically over but legally still valid.

We are „nondivorced“ due to time necessary to resolve this matter or other obstacles that prevent us to claim singlehood. It can be just a current or event permanent state of the matter.

In other words - we don‘t wanna lie about our legally valid marriage but we also feel the need to accentuate the absence of real couplehood and life partnership.

Other languages might claim this family status as:

Nerazveden/a in Serbian
Nondivorziato/a in Italian
Nichtgeschieden in German

Are you single or married?
-I am non-divorced.

How come?
-A long story. it would cost me a fortune to actually legally divorce, but my husband/wife and I are non living together for over a year.

Are you married?
-I am nondivorced. We wait until the children grow up, but we are just partners in parentship, living under same roof, but not an actual couple.

-So, you have an open relationship/open marriage?
-No, two of us have no romantical/sexual connection with each other, whatsoever. We are just parents to our kids. We wait that they grow up, before we separate.

by Mickey_85 April 29, 2022

Non-white

anyone straying from the traditional white-male dominated society in America.

Non-white populations in America are treated unjustly.

by HammerChe March 24, 2009

non t's

no boobs!!
no teets= non t's
"shake your non-t's"

Lauren:Shan, get those non-t's out of my face!!

by Kay December 12, 2003

non-rapper

One who can't rap at all.

Person 1: Soulja Boy is a non-rapper
Person 2: True, he can't rap at all
Soulja boy: Yuuuuuulllllllleeeeee

by The Badest MuthaFucka of all Time January 16, 2008

non dating

For people who don't believe in relationships. Going to football games, dinner, movies, weddings, dancing, and the occasional roll in the hay without actually dating. This will more than likely end up as nothing more than a series of booties calls with no emotional ties.

Since we're non dating; I'll pick you up at 8 for dinner, drinks, movie and a quick late night romp.

by Ash993 February 21, 2009