Noblit

1.Crazy totally unpredictable moment.
2.Head pounding on a table until your head bleeds.
3.Playing a show in your birthday suit.
4.Gashing your nose on a guitar stock and continuing with the show.
5.Screeching low growl
6.Jager driven madman
7.One Hits in the parking lot.

Hey lets go out to the parking lot and do some Noblits.
Did you see that crazy motherfucker?...He just pulled a Noblit!!

by One of Dem Guys September 11, 2010

Nobbery

Feeling up Canadian girls against their will

I engaged in copious nobbery with some canadian bitch, lol

by poppabare April 26, 2011

Nobese

Verb/Adjective {N'oh'bees}
A person who keeps thinking they're fat and overweight when they actually are not. Form of anorexia but more socially acceptable. Useful to say to someone who keeps thinking they've put on weight and you want to say that they haven't in a way that sounds like you've insulted them.

Am I fat or am I just being nobese

by Lord.G-hart June 1, 2011

Nobjela

a multipurpose gel designed for the penis

ohemgee, my penis hurts, pass me the Nobjela?

oh my god, i need some Nobjela, fast!

oh no, iv run out of Nobjela :(

by AishY123 June 21, 2011

nobla

a word that is often used to call people a nob, with a bit of added jazz to it.

1. 'do you know who ____ is?' ' omg yeah his a right nobla dont go out with him'
2. 'your a nobla'
3. most people from cannock are noblas.
4. chavs=noblas

by missfourteen. July 21, 2011

Nobel Pieces Prize

The Nobel Pieces Prize is the opposite of the Nobel Peace Prize. The Nobel Peace Prize is awarded to those who have done the most or the best work for fraternity between nations, for the abolition or reduction of standing armies and for the holding and promotion of peace congress.

To the contrary, The Nobel Pieces Prize is awarded to those who have done the most or the best work for turning nation against nation, for the abolition or reduction of human and animal life as well as the infrastructure that once supported said life, for increasing standing armies and the weaponry that they use to blow everything to pieces and for the holding and promotion of war congress.

Dude 1: “Obama is so awesome. He’s totally proven that he deserves that Nobel Peace Prize that was awarded to him. He really wants to help people in the Middle East.”

Dude 2: “Really? If by 'help' you mean blowing Middle Eastern people to bits with an ongoing illegal US drone campaign. Then oh yeah! Jeez man. The only prize Obama has proven that he deserve the Nobel Pieces Prize.”

by m_piet July 23, 2013

Nobel gesture

n. A refusal of a major cash prize or honour because of the horribly tainted origin of the award money.

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I hear Bob Dylan is going to refuse the Nobel Prize because Alfred Nobel made his fortune manufacturing high explosives.

Excellent. He is to be congratulated for making a Nobel gesture

by gnostic3 November 3, 2016