Nipple Dial

This classic phrase hails from the inevitable act of setting your phone down on your chest without activating the sleep function.

Increased cases of this phenomenon spike when users are in the chat feature of a popular selfie sending app.

You've heard of a butt dial, but have you ever been nipple dialed?

by Fullest May 28, 2020

nipplelingus

The sexual act of stimulation of nipples via mouth and or tongue

OMG Brad just gave me the best nipplelingus

I wish I could perform nipplelingus on myself

by Michelleemmjay July 23, 2020

Nipple Flair

If a woman were to have intercourse with a man who possessed a cold, then she could be in danger of Nipple Flair. This disease tends to last for about 2-3 weeks. If your doctor confirms that you have Nipple Flair than you will need to go home and not go outside. This sickness will cause a woman’s nipples to be extremely cold. If you get Nipple Flair than you must not have sex or go outdoors. Both activities with cause your tits to heat up to temperatures around 400 degrees. Some woman try to obtain Nipple Flair because during the short period that it lasts the female with be able to produce cum from her jugs. You would not need a male to create a baby if you had Nipple Flair, this fact makes a lot of feminists very happy. Also the disease may shrink your lungs until you die.

Zeva: Abby I need you to come over to my house right now!
Abby: What’s wrong!
Zeva: Tony gave me Nipple Flair and I need you to help me clean up the giz off my couch.
Abby: Ok I’ll be right their.
Zeva: Bring a switchblade, I might need to cut my nipples off.

by Bubba the Gimp January 7, 2021

Nipple Nap

being stupid

"Why are you such a nipple nap"

by calling someone January 30, 2023

Shiz nipples

When you are frustrated or disappointed, you yell this.

"shiz nipples, we had homework!?"

by Clontarf January 20, 2012

thors nipple

The instance of which two cattle prods are attached to the nipples of a male or female during sexual forplay then as the nipples are being electrified the apposing partner repeatedly slaps the other in the face with a sexual toy or penis

What did you do last night

Performed the ultimate thors nipple

by Chester dicksplash January 13, 2014

the nipple dilemma

when a man or womans nipples are very visible and pointy through their shirt or bra, etc.
common in cold weather circumstances

today in swimming, our pe teacher had a serious case of the nipple dilemma

by letstakeamoment May 3, 2014