by Nicola1 September 29, 2007
by Stretcher June 27, 2008
When the pubic hair of a woman is long enough to hang down in a bushy manner which resembles the beard of the great wizard Merlin.
Jaron: I heard you hooked up with a girl last night, how was it?
Dan: Man, she had a crazy Merlin Muff. I thought she was about to start shooting magic spells from her crotch.
Dan: Man, she had a crazy Merlin Muff. I thought she was about to start shooting magic spells from her crotch.
by B3nR3177y April 19, 2017
by jaffaw July 14, 2009
a game participated by the lucky few, where two or more people stick their love rockets into one lucky lady at the same time so it takes up all the space available inside the carniverous cave that is, the vagina.
by Raaaas May 13, 2008
A female version of blueballs, When a female gets sexually excited without any sexual contact that night
by Hillbilliedeluxe December 04, 2008
1. The definition of a baked pastry that is too dense to be a cupcake, yet too sweet to be a muffin.
2. A mouth watering baked good consisting of a moist and dense chocolate center with an outstanding chocolate drizzle, enriched with Baileys Irish cream.
3. A slang term used in reference to an attractive female's lady garden.
2. A mouth watering baked good consisting of a moist and dense chocolate center with an outstanding chocolate drizzle, enriched with Baileys Irish cream.
3. A slang term used in reference to an attractive female's lady garden.
Person 1: Hey bro what are you doing tonight?
Person 2: Well first I'm going to eat a few delicious muff cakes before I leave my house, then I'm planning on heading over to that party and getting some muff cake. Care to join?
Person 2: Well first I'm going to eat a few delicious muff cakes before I leave my house, then I'm planning on heading over to that party and getting some muff cake. Care to join?
by Mr. Muffcake June 28, 2011