mismerized

Mesmerized to the point of misery. Variant spelling of miserized.

Patricia was mismerized when she learned the word miserized wasn't in the dictionary.

by Meehaul Whamilton July 29, 2010

misfire

When someone uses the sit down toilet and totally poops on the floor next to the toilet and the janitor or your mom has to clean it up.

Eric totally misfired while taking that dump.

by Harry Balsonya 69 June 7, 2011

B-mister

A code name for a persons father, who is extremely tall, doofy, big headed or often rants "Hey Duuude, What's craka lacking?" Said to be closely related to a "Bird Killer"

Hey look Roger, Adam's dad is really the B-mister of the block.

by Dave Nizz March 30, 2007

Mister Rogers

A lot of people don't know why Mister Rogers always wore cardigan sweaters. His mother made some of the first ones for him that he wore on TV. The reason that he wore long sleeves and sweaters all the time was to cover up his Marine Corps tattoos. He was a Marine sniper par excellence during the Korean War, and racked up many decorations for his outstanding valor. This is all true, it's public record, so if you don't believe me, look it up.

It's a good thing Mister Rogers is so nice - otherwise, he'd pick your sorry ass off at over 1000 meters...By the way, Bob Keeshan (Captain Kangaroo) was also a Marine hero, in WWII on Guadacanal.

by BigBrownBear January 6, 2010

misterbugsgf

The most annoying, musty, self-centered person in the whole world. They should honestly stfuu 💀💀💀

person 1: omg misterbugsgf is so annoying
person 2: omgg frr they really thought they ate 💀
person 3: eww misterbugsgf is so musty

by urmomsgaylol December 9, 2021

miscers

Hey miscers,

there's plenty of evidence that god exists,you're just dicks!

I really don't care if you ever get it either.

by God helps those who help themselves. April 16, 2005

Mister

A nickname for the Toyota MR2.

I like my Mister because the frunk is awesome.

by Ian September 3, 2005