Mitchell Earl

Mitchell Earl is an overdose of charm, wit, and fun. Even the greatest of extroverts become introverts around a Mitchell Earl. He will buy gifts of flowers and food, always with smile, and sometimes from Trader Joe's. Be careful not to end up on the wrong side of a joke though, it'll quickly turn into a roast! When he's not the obvious magnet of attention in a room, he peacefully relaxes to watching movies, tv shows, or listening to NPR.

"Yo, have you met Mitchell Earl?"

"Of course! Who hasn't met Mitchell Earl?"

by fambamthankyoumam November 23, 2021

Mitchell

Mitchell is a moth

The term mitchell comes from a moth

by Wingsfly November 23, 2021

Mitchell

Very big wing wang, absolute simp of a guy and will treat u like a Queen.

I love Mitchell’s wing wang!

by WingWangLover69 November 23, 2021

Mitchell

The undisputed don of East Hull mess with him and get the left right goodnight

You cant do anything in East Hull without Mitchell knowing because he is the Don

by ClintBellagio99 November 24, 2021

Mitchell

Goose overlord. Has an army of geese as his minons to do his bidding.

Oh here comes Mitchell and his geese, better watch out!

by Beeman1991 November 24, 2021

Mitchel

Mitchel is a kind and gentle soul, though if provoked will turn into a foul beast. He takes no shame in looking like a clumsy bee keeper and tries his best to turn out.

His microscopic ramrod will leave you unimpressed however, God loves a tryer. Do not judge as he will not judge you.
Jump on this hunky dreamboat for the ride of your life.

He can’t shag for shit. Yes, that’s a Mitchel.

by Frisky Pete November 23, 2021

Mitchell

Just some fat retard

Guy one: yooo who’s that
Guy two: that’s Mitchell some fat retard

by Mitchellslovepony November 23, 2021