Miami Fried Dough

First you have to have one volunteer to be jizzed on. Either male or female will work. They must strip down to nothing while 70 men wank off and jizz all over the volunteer. Be careful though. All 70 of the men must jizz at the same time so jizz is still liquidy. Once the volunteer is jizzed on, roll them in flour and rub olive oil or canola oil onto the volunteer. Once you are done oiling the volunteer, throw them out onto the beaches of Miami to fry in the sun. That is how you make a Miami fried dough.

A: Dude, Jimmy volunteered for a Miami fried dough and he didn't know what it was.

B: No way dude!

A: He crisped up good

by DingleHopper August 30, 2013

miami step

Step up 4- Miami heat's house music, footwork dance.

Oh mate, teach me the Miami Step.

by #miamib*tch January 5, 2014

Miami Tingle

The act of applying a small amount of cocaine to the anus as anesthetic to ease impending penetration

She said she wanted to try but it hurt too much , so I gave her a Miami Tingle

by optipus December 19, 2014

Miami Pancake Mix

A man cumming on a stove and making it into a pancake and simply feeding it to a girl.

Dude i just gave shaniqua some Miami pancake mix if u know what i mean.

by cosmicgaming September 14, 2015

Miami Palm Special (MPS)

When a person, usually without fingers, gives you a hand job by only using their palms.

Hey remember Jill the girl with braces, who lost her fingers last 4th of July, I had her give me the Miami Palm Special (MPS)

by cause 4 concern October 17, 2015

Miami Hurricanes

An NCAA Division I football team that won 5 national championships and hasn't been relevant since 2001. Lots of their players from the 80's-2000's are in prison now.

Some primary Miami Hurricanes rivals include the Florida Gators, Florida State Seminoles, Nebraska Cornhuskers and the Notre Dame Fighting Irish.

by Psedoudnym September 18, 2016

Miami chimney

When you blow dank smoke into a women's vagina, and inhale shotgunit after she queefs.

Jazmin wanted a Miami chimney, so she sent Eric to by a Dime Bag.

by Tommy Costello May 20, 2016