Milf Muffins

Tasty muffins made by Bulman's mum
a.k.a MILF!

Wow those Milf Muffins were peng!

by Dave Lewis December 12, 2007

melf

slang acronym similar in usage to milf which means "Midget or Elf i'd Like to Fuck"

"Check out that midget."
"Yeah, that's one hot MELF."

by SteveR_FiveOH October 11, 2007

melfo

A person who fucks a melon or a really hot person.

Luke Cova fucks melons therefore he is a melfo.

by gk March 29, 2004

Milf Baby

The swaddled, booty-pajama-wearing, pacifier-sucking proof that the smoking hot woman in line at the grocery store is, in fact, a milf.

No matter how attractive a woman is to begin with, her hotness is magnified by these fashion accessories.

The milf babies themselves are not sexual objects. They merely heighten the desire we feel for their mother.

Do you see that grocery cart full of milf babies?

Look at her feeding that milf baby.

by shav3dh3d January 1, 2012

Choclit Milf

The result of pouring chocolate milk onto the vagina of a milf.

John: Hey Andrea, want a choclit milf?
Andrea: I'd love one!

by Kwing October 20, 2010

milf

Mate I'd Love (to) Frape

A mates Facebook profile you would love to rape. (frape)

Boy 1: OMG look Jack left his mobile here with his Facebook on!
Boy 2 : Man thats a mate I'd love to frape

Boy 1 : Yeah good job we saw his phone btw the MILF has got a hot mom who is also a MILF ;)

Boy 2: But she does'nt have a Facebook

Boy 1: ...

also check the word frape

by Hussmir September 2, 2011

melifluous

some thing that is sweet and/or smooth sounding

The new Hilary Duff CD is so god damn melifluous

by bOOmertheCHUNKY December 24, 2004