The dog didn't like the mail chick or anybody shaped like the mail chick. Something about the buzz haircut triggered the dog, and it would always start chasing her.
by Solid Mantis December 1, 2020

Extremely hot and sexy. The most hot and sexy girl. So hot and sexy. Massive shlong. Slut for ice cream.
by 😍Hot n Sexy BEAST 👹 October 27, 2021

When one person places mail inside the rectal cavity of their partner immediately after engaging in an act of sex.
angry sex forced sex forced entry insertions chain letter
angry sex forced sex forced entry insertions chain letter
while engaged in doggy style sex, the *angry "rear" partner pulls out and quickly forces ANY piece of mail (regular mail, advertisements, boxed package) into the anal cavity of the front partner while saying "Drop your tail here's your mail"!!
Under ordinary circumstances the immediate, uncontrollable, unconditioned reflex is to drop tail.
*NOTE: the majority of the time the ""rear" partner has just received a piece of mail officially addressed to the "front" partner. The mail is always addressed from a secret lover.
If you never get it, just be thankful.
Under ordinary circumstances the immediate, uncontrollable, unconditioned reflex is to drop tail.
*NOTE: the majority of the time the ""rear" partner has just received a piece of mail officially addressed to the "front" partner. The mail is always addressed from a secret lover.
If you never get it, just be thankful.
by krappykrieger October 18, 2010

Inter-office mail that shows up out of nowhere. It just magically appears in your inbox and you have no idea who left it.
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