lightning007

1. The speed (falsely shown by utilizing filming techniques) at which James Bonds' cars travel.

2. A type of alcohol; stronger than moonshine.

1. "Sit back and hang on, Octopussy! We're traveling lightning007 speed now!"

2. "Sheeit. That moonshine is fer pussies. Try this here lightning007. It'll peel the skin off yer esophagus."

by Brainiac March 2, 2005

lightlink22

The antichrist. It claims to be a girl over the internet but is, in fact, a demonic spawn of Satan sent to bring hell to Earth.

OMG!!!11!1!!eleventythousand!! IT'S lightlink22, RUN FOR YOUR SOULS!

^.^ liek i'm evol tee hee

by Oddity March 25, 2004

fluorescent lighting

probably one of the worst things ever known the human race.
Pollutes offices, schools, etc

Oh god...headache...must break lights...straining eyes...ahhhh

by Simon November 6, 2003

lightningous

adj. acidic; painful; or otherwise unpleasant

I have a lighningous melonoma behind my ear.
Clean up those unsightly moles with a lightningous astringent.

by nikki_bilicki June 30, 2009

lightninged

Past tense of “lightning”

Similar to “rained”

“I think our game is gonna get lightninged out”

“It lightninged yesterday”

by @jayh May 17, 2019

Lightningdog

A Thundercat stan. As in the musician.

I don't know how it can be used in a sentence , I just made this shit up. Thundercat an OG tho. Lightningdog.

by SadGalO1 November 1, 2020

lightningbot

Lightningbot, also known as the fake company, loves to fake their statistics. They try to keep their bot count up with a great provider that earns money from Sayz Lim, known as Statix. Ben Paterson, the owner of Lightningbot, loves trains. He, unfortunately, can only afford to host his fake company on a $5 DigitalOcean droplet because he spent the rest on train tickets.

Lightningbot, the fake company, loves to violate the defamation law.

by BenPaterson December 12, 2021