lightningous

adj. acidic; painful; or otherwise unpleasant

I have a lighningous melonoma behind my ear.
Clean up those unsightly moles with a lightningous astringent.

by nikki_bilicki June 30, 2009

lightningcunt

Worse then thundercunt

Ali, you fat fucking pig. Stop being a lightningcunt and open the door. I have nuggets for you.....

by aallyyssssaa November 20, 2007