keel-haul

v. - invented by pirates, the act of tieing up a person and dragging them through the water behind a boat.

The pirates who found the stow-away keel-hauled the lad until he drowned.

by LoneOutlaw666 May 25, 2004

keebler

Lol....a code name for gay men

"Damn, Rob is such a keebler"

by Christy February 11, 2003

Keebler

A random made up word that a person says right before he is about to smoke weed with a friend. Later on, after they are completely baked, you both remember the word and have a laugh attack because of how funny it sounds.

Bob: yo u ready to blaze up this dankass alabama kush?
Larry: Ye nigga... KEEBLER.
Bob: wtf???????
(later on)
Bob: KEEBLER
Larry: AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
Bob: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH

by max weinsteeen March 29, 2010

Kaeley

Kaeley- is usually pretty wack. Everybody thinks that Kaeleys are gay- and most of the time that’s false. hopefully people are usually nice to Kaeleys out of pitty. Kaeleys are usually pretty ugly- BUT people say other wise. Kaeleys are neat but most of the time end up annoying you. Meet a Kaeley- and your gonna regret it

Kaeley is pretty wack

by Navypancake March 17, 2019

keebler klan

A clan of keeblers consisting primarily of Rob, Zatch, Adam, DJ Tard, Rockin Robin, and occasionally Myrle

"You're such a keebler, go join the keebler clan!!"

by Christy February 11, 2003

keeblerization

When a person has been baffled by a sudden outburst of intellectual speech.

Someone mentions that they like piercings, and suddenly someone begins to speak of the origins as such being from the Myans and the Inkas as offerings to their gods.

by Tara May 26, 2004

Keebler

A queer. Gay men who hang out tasting each other's hot cookies.

See also: Keeb.

Guy 1: My what a tassty Sssaulsaulito.

Guy 2: Back off Keebler!

by tlet March 27, 2008