joust

When you get a boner while riding a bicycle.

Frank, the bike messenger, was couldn't help but joust when he saw a hot latina chick in a thong walk down the street.

by Strider51 April 26, 2010

Joust

when your girl is on her hands and knees and you run full force with your boner and ram her in the ass.

Can I joust you tonight?

by Rayne95 December 29, 2014

Jewish-Buddhists (Jubus)

adj. People that try to hide the very intolerant Jewish religion behind the very tolerant Buddhist Philosophy.

Allen Ginsberg claimed he was a Jewish-Buddhist, but any real Jew worth their torah would have wanted Allen put to death for being a homosexual.

by Dr. "Chemical" Eagle Sperm-Cannon, L.S.D. July 16, 2008

hoop jousting

another name for homosexual bumming

Josh; Hey mike, fancy a spot of hoop jousting?
Mike; go fuck yourself you poof cunt

by uncumo October 15, 2010

you gotta get it on them big jobs!

When your company has you working 15 hr days and you are still behind but you have to push through the pain, soreness, exhaustion, hunger, and thirst to get the job done!

What do you mean by asking to go to the gas station to get a drink!? We don’t have time for that. You gotta get it on them big jobs!

by Jaczx76 August 29, 2019

Clam Joust

When you put your tongue in a fanny!!

To 'Clam Joust'

OR to Lick fanny!!

Lick someones minge!!

by Sofabee September 16, 2009

Jobs A Fish

said by intelligently deficient people. Usually due to lack of vocabulary and slow thinking. Commonly by people with the second name Hurley.

Want a coffee Nathan? "Jobs a fish!" .......What?

by t.a.c March 19, 2019