Horse hocky

A nicer more polite way of saying bullshit.

My cousin saying his girlfriend is fine is a big pile of horse hocky.

by Dirtyborough October 5, 2016

Ashlyn Hoch

Ashlyn is the most beautiful person in the world no matter what she says. She's short and the perfect size to rest your head on while standing. She is the most amazing friend who will never leave your side no matter how bad things get. Even better, she's a lover; she loves to show affection while cuddling and watching a show or movie. She's thicc with 2 c's and nothing could possibly top her. She cares so much about the people around her and deserves all of the love in the world. She's clingy in the best possible way! Everything about her is perfect no matter how much she says differently.

Ashlyn Hoch is the most beautiful girl in the world and deserves all of the love, affection, and attention that she gets.

by ThisIsNotCameron December 24, 2022

hemorrhoid hockey

Eating ass

My boyfriend was playing hemorrhoid hockey with me last night.

by Buffboibert March 10, 2023

the multi racial canadian hockey player

it is a very complex sex position that you can use even with a really big age gap. it involves an old hockey stick, a roll of duct tape, a midget, an Indian grandma, and a traffic cone. You can't really understand how to do it it just happens. you will know when you are doing it trust me you will know.

It's a good time.

Me- look what I found in the attic, Grandma! An old hockey stick! This will be perfect for the multi racial canadian hockey player.
Grandma- Wtf is wrong with you want to come too!
Me- are you part Indian by chance?
Grandma- no, but I sure as shit smell like one

by niggabeater696969 October 23, 2023

Hockey-puck

A slang term for a black Canadian. Much like the terms Oreo or Coconut.

Dude, Josh is such a Hockey-puck

by Andrew Morgan Chase December 17, 2006

Hockinson Washington

Hockinson is a rural area located right next to Vancouver, Washington. Middle through high schoolers often refer to it as a "hick town", although, they have never been to Ridgefield, Washington. Hockinson kids hate Hockinson as much as Vancouver kids hate Vancouver. With not a lot to do they often times circle jerk and create gossip. Parents and adults love living in Hockinson due to how close it is to the city and how peaceful it is.

Hockinson is known for it's central three way stop with the Hockinson Market on the corner and for China ditch which high schoolers race they're ricers on.

A: I hate this hick town, Hockinson Washington blows.
B: Lets walk to Vancouver.
A: It's to far, lets watch porn together instead.
B: Solid.

by XRD December 25, 2010

Field Hockey

The best hockey out there. More civilized than Ice hockey and just plain better than floor and rollor. It's an olympic sport that also has many world cups and a large fan base. Some of the best in the world are men too; Teun De Nooijer, Jaimie Dwyer, Nate Coolidge, Christopher Zeller. But women dominate in the U.S. with Amy Tran, Kate Barber (retired), Dina Rizzo, Jen Long, ect. One tough ass sport where you sweat blood from all the running, break fingers and backs to no end, and sculpt perfect quads from being low so often.

example one
Kim: "What are you doing after school?"
Leah: "Hockey practice, I was the rage in the cage last night agianst Ridley."
Kim: "Oh I quit hockey because it was so tough and I can't run as well as the other girls even though I'm on track."
Leah: "It's okay, not everyone can be great enough to play."

example two
Bob: "only lesbians play field hockey"
Ashley: "if thats true than I'm the hottest lesbian you've ever seen."
Bob: "true that"

by fieldhockeyplaya23 August 19, 2009