Coast Guard

Someone who finds herself saving friends from unfortunate sexual situations.
see sailing your boat

"Coast Guard Kortney saved me last night, she pulled me off of that guy with the Fo-Hawk and jacked up teeth, Oh My Gawd!"
"Man, Coast Guard Kortney saved me, but then she made out with him"

by Kortney J May 14, 2007

Coast Guard

A bunch of military wannabes.

how they hell are they even part of the military!?

by Hayabusa September 14, 2005

guarder [pussy]

the bottom of a fat women's belly that covers the vagina. the overhang of a women's fat belly.

Monique from the parkers has a mean guarder pussy.

by rio det October 8, 2008

point guard

The decision maker of the group (usually a somewhat large group of 5 or more people); the leader

Tyrone: What are we doing tonight?
Jaquan: I don't know, you are the "point guard"

by yxrick July 8, 2018

color guard

the people in JROTC the hold the flags in the ugly little harnesses.

commander: present colors!

color guard: *picks up flag and puts it in harness*

by fergalicious November 18, 2006

guard

hell on earth the wost tidious boring equivlent of but sex with an elephant

GUY 1:Hey dude how did you enjoy your 6 hour guard shift?
GUY 2:IT WAS AWSOME I STARED AT ROCKS AND CONSIDRED OFFING MY SELF.
GUY 1: HMM I SLEPT THREW MY SHIFT.
GUY 2: I hope an elephant sneeks up and butt fucks you while u sleep next time so you fell my pain.

by Mad Cow RJ April 25, 2008

color guard

see my definition of colorguard because I'm not in one i spelled it as one word...

I'm in the band :-)

by Kaytee P January 14, 2004