Car guard

A girlfriend or boyfriend that is too clingy. The word comes from south Africa where car guards beg for money after supposedly guarding your car.

Alan is being such a car guard

by Bruce6753 January 5, 2013

Big guard

A basketball player who uses the term “Big” to make up for their lack of athleticism, height, and often attractiveness.

Ben is a big guard

by kdotroach October 13, 2017

Color Guard

Girls or guys that role around on the ground

why are color guard girl all ways rolling around on the ground

by westhill the man October 15, 2008

Color Guard

Stupid Dancing with flags, usually using ugly an makeup job.

"Wow. You practiced 15 hours to twirl a flag? Congrats on Color Guard I guess...."

by YouStoleMyMan April 13, 2013

blind guardian

A band that has become rather confused, seeming to think that we exist in a world filled with dragons and trolls. Generally, the lyrics won't make sense to you unless you play hours of Dungeons & Dragons every day.

When I listen to Blind Guardian I want to pillage a kingdom and rub my balls on King Arthur's chin.

by ihavetotakeapoop December 28, 2005

a mommy guard

A mom that protects her son who just got beat up. The boy who got beat up will gain super natural powers when having a mommy guard and will use his mom as a human shield while he talks shit and hit you while his mommy protects him. The mommy guard will also call the police and sick a dog on you while the abused boy claims victory thinking he owned you. The abused boy is usually a natural born loser who has a job did well in school doesn't do drugs, doesn't drink but still sucks at life. He stays home everyday playing codmow 2 never had a girlfriend and thinks that he's cool when really he's not.

dude 1: My bro was kicking my ass but I used a mommy guard and she came and protected me so that I can get in a few shots of my own without the fear of being hit back, I'm so badass. My mommy told me that I won.

dude 2: No, he beat you up and you received family counseling for it and missed a couple of days of work remember?

dude 1: I owned him my mommy was there she saw it ask her.

dude 2: you suck go play codmow2 you little spaz.

by naybor December 19, 2009

GuardianStar

GuardianStar is from Newgrounds and He is the nicest person on the whole Internet Planet. He makes flash movies and does all he can do to help other people when they are in trouble. He is simply put, "the Angel of the Internet." look for GuardianStar on Newgrounds.

Guardian Star is the Angel of the Internet!

by Grimm December 23, 2004