chubby greek

A small, rather fat and often misshapen penis that is utterly useless in pleasuring a woman whether hard or flaccid. It may be extremely hairy and accompanied by frumunda cheese. The term originated because most Greek men possess this quality. Similar to a chode but quite the opposite of a chud.

Mrs spekovos: " Oh why did I marry a Greek man? I can't even look at his chubby greek without gagging".
Mrs. Chang: "Does it stink"?
Mrs. Spekovos: "Yes, terribly".

by Ol pappy November 15, 2017

The Greek

The ability to roll R's and Gleek at the same time, which provides specific oratory functions for a Vagina.

Once he performed The Greek, I no longer considered him to be a myth — legendary.

by lieon81 March 1, 2025

Greek tourist

The very pleasant act of taking a shit whilst swimming in a dam, the ocean, etc
A Clean break everytime :)

Urgh ,
When we were sitting in the shallows at the beach today my friend walked upwind and did a Greek tourist which then floated thru the middle of our group, this caused a couple of our gals to vomit and therefore waste alcohol !!!

by Vicbittertoo October 24, 2020

Greek kid syndrome

Greek kid syndrome is a philosophy that occurs in the elite, or the intelligent. It has several characteristics, which include:
• Extreme arrogance
• Massive ego and superiority complex
• Greyed morals
• Too stubborn to develop as a character
• The belief that you're always correct
• You believe you have more rights than others
People with Greek kid syndrome base their personality off of deranged Dostoevsky characters, or they read the Secret History once and decided it is their right to kill people.

In school, they will not pay attention, but will read through every lesson, and deny their awful grades. They can be irritable.
Examples: Henry Winters, Raskolnikov, Mr Darcy, The new kid in my school.

"My God, that new kid pretends to be so smart, just because he went to Eton."
"He must have Greek kid syndrome"

by afkgkfkgkgk August 25, 2023

Greek Lollipop

The Greek lollipop is Lumpy bits located between the sack and the anus including any hemorides.

Kane likes having his Greek lollipop licked.

by Enak’s mum February 29, 2020

greek handy

When you get a handy on the dance floor of a frat house.

You hear the boy Jason got a Greek handy last week? He’s unstoppable!

by ExcellentTutoring January 3, 2019

toss the greek

To eat a girl out

I was with a girl last night and she let me toss the Greek.

by cajunshamu September 12, 2017