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google-time

"invest a little google time"
deciding that an idea, problem or fact is deserving of several minutes of research via google.com

Your time is valuable and the internet is full of distractions thus making google-time a commodity.
after recent conversations with my wife, I've decided to invest a little google-time into better understanding why our betta fish hasn't eaten anything since we bought him almost 2 weeks ago.
by cweave January 25, 2011
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googlephilia

A term used to describe a fetish one has with anything that involves Google, especially Google maps. A googlephiliac treats Google like porn, with the common link being that men are highly stimulated by visual images. However instead of a sexual drive, the googlephiliac spends hours a day searching the site for useless knowledge and memorizing nearby locations.
Have you seen V-Dawg today?" "No, he's been locked up in his room all day because of his googlephilia.
by A-Dazzle0502 May 23, 2011
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Google Off

Goofing off on Google.com. Searching random things, reading blogs, and all around wasting time on Google searches instead of doing another possibly more important activity.
Well, if we don't have any work to do, I guess we get to Google Off today.

What did you do all day, Google Off?

Are you Googling Off or working?
by BRileyD August 29, 2011
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Googwin

Attempting to end a technical debate by claiming that Google does it this way, therefore it is the only reasonable solution for a problem. An even nerdier equivalent of Godwin's law.
#1 I dunno, a 10:1 engineer/manager ratio seems ideal.
#2 Whataver bro, Google is more like 20:1. Managers are total dead weight.
#1 Way to Googwin. I'm out.
by mccv August 8, 2012
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googolplexianth

basically a 1 followed by a googolplexian zeros ya that big
im level googolplexianth in candy crush.
by littleepic06 November 6, 2017
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Mystery Google

probably the best website ever. you type something in the engine and you get what the last person searched for. good for when you are bored.

most people put in AIM screen names, e-mails, or cell phone numbers and tells the person to message them. it also gives out missions which people can complete and put on MLIA.
I got a Mystery Google Mission to text this person and ask for the Cookie Monster!
by the extra inch in your pants January 3, 2010
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not typing that into google

Like TWSS, is used to make innuendo out of someone's comment. Can be used more broadly than TWSS, since it doesn't have to apply to the bedroom. Can also be said as, "don't type that into google".
You: Hand me that three-way light bulb.
Me: Not typing that into google.
(Laughter ensues)

You: That was a real shocker you gave me!
Me: Not typing that into google.
(Confused look by You)

You: Can you two pour the girls a cup?
Me: Don't type that into google.
(Disgusted look by You)
by Roll Here Eggo May 26, 2009
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